Azur Lane turns character’s ample assets into jiggly phone accessories
Two new, highly unusual pieces of official merchandise were announced for the popular mobile game Azur Lane over the weekend, causing a wave of laughter and disbelief among the fanbase.
The new products were revealed during a livestream for the “Azur Lane EXPO – 8th Anniversary” fan event.
The two new items are officially titled “Yure-jiri (Sovetsky Soyuz)” (“Wobbling Butt”) and “Yure-mune (Mogador)” (“Wobbling Breasts”).
As their names suggest, the products are three-dimensional, soft recreations of the respective body parts of the two popular characters.
The “Yure-jiri” is based on the character Sovetsky Soyuz in her kunoichi costume, while the “Yure-mune” is based on Mogador in her nurse outfit.
The items are mounted on a spring and are designed to be stuck onto a wall or a smartphone, where they will jiggle and wobble with the slightest vibration.
During the livestream reveal, the game’s staff and the hosts of the show reacted with a mixture of bewilderment and hilarity.
A Yostar staff member, Mr. Miwaki, jokingly commented, “What were they thinking when they made this?” and “Why was this approved?”.
He also shared that when he asked the merchandise team about the products’ function, they explained that they have “no practical use whatsoever,” are “not a phone grip,” and are “just for wobbling.”
The show’s hosts, including the writer Mafia Kajita, were equally baffled, with comments like, “This is so stupid,” and “What even is this?”.
However, after trying out the wobbling action, they admitted with a laugh that “it’s fun.”
The reveal has been met with a similar, humorous reaction from the game’s community, with fans laughing at the sheer absurdity of the products.
Both the “Yure-jiri (Sovetsky Soyuz)” and the “Yure-mune (Mogador)” are priced at ¥3,850 each.
They are currently on sale on the official Yostar OFFICIAL SHOP until the 5th of October, and are scheduled to be shipped to customers in February 2026.
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